@SortaBad: I want a lady in the streets and a billion dollars
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@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.
@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.
@amyjcordova: Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light