@bleustreak: I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer.
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@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.
@TheBoydP: Headline: World helium shortage over due to discovery of helium field. Scientist: (high voice) This new supply of helium is a game-changer
@perfect_boxx: Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun.