@TrolleyCat: I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.
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@krishna_van: Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.
@NicCageMatch: The turkey is the luckiest one at the Thanksgiving table because it's already dead.
@Terdoh: Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
@jergarl: Things I've mastered: 1) Learning stuff the hard way. 2) 3) Missing the point. 4) Not finishing anything.