@TrolleyCat: I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.
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@XLCadillac: [job interview] “Why should I hire you?” “Because I have pictures of you with a goat?”
@GreGooglyMoogly: *brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*
@AnniemuMary: You think you're tired? Try being a child who's been asked to put away their own laundry that's been washed, folded and delivered to their room for them.