@CarolineCasey: I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets.
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@xLiserx: Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.
@StellaRtwot: When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance" I think "Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."
@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.