@CarolineCasey: I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets.
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@AngelaEhh: I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said 'do not eat'. That was close.
@protolalia: He paid me $150 for the "girlfriend experience," so I went through his phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably.
@kingsleyyy: Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?