@CarolineCasey: I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets.
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@murrman5: [tv interview] did you get upset? "that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself" don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps
@YesImMatt: When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?
@KentWGraham: “Press the cube root of the 11th digit of pi divided by .5 and doubled if you’d like to speak with a customer service representative.”