@pakalupapito: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash
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@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
@ThePocketJustin: Why isn't there ghost dinosaurs? They didn't all finish their business. They didn't know the comet was coming.
@NikiWithIssues: A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body.