@pakalupapito: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
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@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
@ericsshadow: For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her.
@djdarrellripley: I'm the kindest, sweetest person you'll ever meet. However, if someone was having a seizure in my bathtub, I'd probably throw in my laundry.
@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.