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@darrinfb: I want my ashes scattered when I die.

I don't like people visiting me now.... I'll be damned if I want visitors when I'm dead.

I want my ashes scattered when I die.

I don’t like people visiting me now…. I’ll be damned if I want visitors when I’m dead.

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