@NYC_Blonde: I want my headstone to read "loving wife, evil dictator".
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@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
@casual_koala: My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is.