@Breadery: I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper.
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@riverpig12: Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere.
@GABBYdaAngSaya: Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you
@BigBBanter: Girlfriend said she felt she looked fat, tired, and ugly. Said she needed a compliment. I told her that her eyesight was nearly flawless.
@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first