@HelloCullen: I want my tombstone to just say "You should see the other guy" on it
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@brendohare: People keep coming up to me & saying "You have the right amount of hair my son." Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??
@Scimommy: Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.