@cogentanalysis: "I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!" - cats
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@JessObsess: I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.
@Remiel: Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly.
@Prof_Hinkley: [After 20 min at your house] I used all your toilet paper "Check in the cabine-" All of it "We have more in the gar-" All of it all of it