@imchriskelly: i want the first line of my obituary to be about how i once used an umbrella three different times before losing it
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@Flykins: regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes
@michaelianblack: Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong.
@roostermustache: Biden: this is takin forever and build-a-bear is gonna close soon Obama: joe let me finish my speech or you'll get no tv for a week Biden: