@TheAdly: I want to apologize for the awful true things I said when I was angry.
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@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@david8hughes: [baby sitting] "Hey, yeah it's me. No, everything's fine. Just a quick question about his legs." "..." "So how many legs did he have?"
@iAmDelFreaky: If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. "Sorry sir, we are closed." FIRE! "Good morning." FIRE!