@PlainTravis: I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, "Where we're going, we don't need roads."
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@Laser_Cat: In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?
@AbbyHasIssues: How to use a credit card machine: 1. Insert card. 2. Don't remove it yet. 3. Nope, still not yet. 4. Yeah, not yet either. 5. REMOVE CARD NOW! OH MY GOD DON'T MAKE ME KEEP BEEPING AT YOU LIKE A BOMB IS ABOUT TO GO OFF!