@jjmick45: I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA
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@leshnevsky: Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
@NicestHippo: [australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird
@DiscoFruit: [first date] her: so are you a dog or cat person? me: *long dramatic pause* well... i'm almost positive that i'm just a normal person..?
@charliedelta7: I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.