@blade_funner: I want to be the person in every McDonald's whose job is to sit on the sandwiches just before they go into the bag.
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@AnniemuMary: Met a dog named Donut. I don't need that kind of reminder all day. Excuse me, I have to go take Smaller Portions for a walk.
@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.
@QwertyJones3: One hamburger please CHICK-FIL-A: Sorry we only serve chicken here Oh *leaves* *comes back wearing a chicken costume* One hamburger please