@runningmascara6: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole..
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@Cheeseboy22: Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: "their", meaning "belongs to them." Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing.
@Robski_Boy: Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it's only a matter of time before I snap.
@Ready_Set_Nope: I just overheard my kid muttering "I'm sorry you had to see that" to a stuffed toy. It's probably best not to ask what "that" was right?
@dlsims01: A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument.