@runningmascara6: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole..
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@ArfMeasures: ME: I've eaten a lot of spicy food GF: If u eat too much of it, u lose your sense of taste ME [watching Adam Sandler] haha he is so funny
@DaddyJew: 7: what do you want for your birthday? Me: idk a new car 7: ok *walks away* [ 2 min later ] 7: what do you want that's under $6.42?