@runningmascara6: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole..
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@desi_princess: Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?
@Gupton68: Having watched me rewire a plug, the kids are looking at me with a renewed sense of wonder. I think they’re mostly wondering how I managed to make the whole house explode like that.
@TheThryll: Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees.