@runningmascara6: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole..
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@ThingsDrakeDo: Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone.
@coryrichardson_: [movie date] me: i snuck in some snacks her: omg!! me: *clutching ramen noodles* do you have any boiling water
@HatfieldAnne: Att'n birds in my yard: the one to the LEFT of the feeder is for drinking, the one to the RIGHT is for bathing. Get it together you guys.