@nerdamage: I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline.
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@panmidwest: [world series game 1] Wife: where are our seats? Hamlet: 2b... Wife: there are people there Hamlet: or not 2b
@NYC_Blonde: Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount.
@thejessbess: I wrote a poem: Dinosaurs, they used to roar, but... No more. Still mad atchu, meteor.
@GoldenSpirals: Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal.