@ratamack: I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles.
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@chopper4jk: I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats.
@SunnySideUp1987: If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future.
@ShoutingGoddess: If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners.