@dankashane20: I want to get a medical bracelet that says, "Shy" so I can I just hold it up during social situations.
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@trevso_electric: Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years
@ReginaldDennys: Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.
@Rollmaninoz: *First day as a spy* Boss: Did you bug the Russian Embassy? *flashback to me ringing the doorbell and running away over & over* Me: Ohhh yeh