@JermHimselfish: I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
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@backporchlady: My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it.
@TwatWaffler69: You think you're going to win this? I've been acting out potential fake arguments in the shower for years. You don't stand a chance.
@HeyitsLori: A guy laughed at me because I only have a 19" TV. I suggested we not laugh about how many inches things are. That shut him up.
@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.