@JermHimselfish: I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
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@weinerdog4life: Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors
@TweetPotato314: [First date stroll in the park] Me: So you work at the planetarium? Date: Yeah. Me: Thats so cool *points to the sky* What’s that constellation called? Date: The sun.
@joerogan: That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof.