@robo_junkie: I want to get arrested by a motorcycle cop just so I can hold him tenderly around the waist on my way to jail.
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@DrainBamagedHD: Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!
@audipenny: I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride
@Birdhumms: I've had the same phone for over three years, so I know a thing or two about commitment and frustration.
@briangaar: Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police