@robo_junkie: I want to get arrested by a motorcycle cop just so I can hold him tenderly around the waist on my way to jail.
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@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".
@badbanana: Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers.
@MUMSIEesq: 3YO: Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister? ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
@anerdonfire2: It's when I saw the children playing with their toys completely wrong that I knew I had to step in