@AphroditeAfter5: I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him
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@StarWarsProblms: Padmé: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who’s not going to murder me. Anakin: You’ve chosen wisely.
@bluntphilip: Adding the word "farmhouse" to a table or piece of furniture allows you to charge $1000 for it.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: I'm way tougher than you. Wife: I gave birth twice without an epidural. Me: So? Wife: You called in sick for an ice cream headache.