@AphroditeAfter5: I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him
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@Geaux2Girl: Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single.
@TheTweetOfGod: "Lord, can I have a pony?" Sure. Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it.
@AlexEllisdon: If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the "Special Weapons And Grenades" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG