@AphroditeAfter5: I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him
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@DaddyJew: Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.
@ericacanrant: You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze.
@Iwriteforcats: Pharmacies could save a lot of hassle and just have customers walk through a denim detector to see if they're cooking meth.
@rorynotroy: the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me