@Cali_Kid_Mike: I want to hold you till the end of time, or until I have to pee.
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@ObscureGent: Is it weird to think about naming my next cat Batman during sex? Sir, I just serve coffee here. But no, it's not weird. It's fantastic!
@PinkCamoTO: *interview for new roommate* Ninja: I know it's a small place, but you won't even know I'm here.
@LindaInDisguise: Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad.
@Thedudish: The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees," so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.