@MauriceBlitz: I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't.
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@TheTrueDocLove: I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on.
@Holy_Mowgli: [Pixar Studios] HIRING MANAGER: Your resume says you have prior experience with animation, is that correct? DR. FRANKENSTEIN: Yes
@skullmandible: nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws
@ArfMeasures: MURDERER: [looking for me] You better of hidden well or you're dead ME: [under bed, tears in my eyes] It's better HAVE