@MauriceBlitz: I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't.
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@OldFolkProblms: My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids.
@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: *drops toddler off at gym daycare* DC: Which room will you be working out in? Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
@gazg74: I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation.....