@Home_Halfway: I want to make medical bracelets that say "In case of emergency, delete browser history"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@nigelgodwin: My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
@thatUPSdude: Cop; Know why I pulled you over? Me; Because you got beat up in high school Cop;....... Me; Because you got beat up in high school, Sir?
@UniqueDude2: me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name