@Chyld: I want to open a pizza shop called "Cheesus Crust!" Our slogan will be: "Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell." -or- "Crust has risen."
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@briancthayer: I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me.
@ElleOhHell: Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil
@krisv_723: <At Duel> "Draw your weapon" Me: *frantically trying to sketch a bear with gun legs & a shark head.