@LindseyEllison2: I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know.
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@froghammer: People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.
@bridger_w: I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy.
@ninjadinosaur1: The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work.
@djdarrellripley: Jehovah's Witness': Have you given any thought to the afterlife? Me: Depends, are you two gonna be there? J.W: Why yes.. [slams the door]