@LindseyEllison2: I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know.
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@TheBeerGuy73: I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home.
@onelongbender: Dave is coming over. "Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE
@SaraMansford: Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it "MY way" you'd have added alcohol to your menu.