@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
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@iwearaonesie: if you want your wife to take you seriously, don't throw your sippy cup during an argument
@houffy: I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name "Lamb of God" is misleading.