@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
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@DzNutz83: Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle.
@thedayofthedot: i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck.