@NewDadNotes: I want to quit my job but my boss keeps swiping left whenever I tinder my resignation
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@roggyie: Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T shirts and jeans
@Lhlodder: Playing a game with my kid where she draws a picture and I have one chance to guess what it is and if I'm wrong, everyone's day is ruined.
@simonblackwell: At the polling station. Bodes well for Labour - loads of young people here. Or I might possibly be at the wrong primary school.
@SamDeLanche: We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas.