@DaHess1: I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative.
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@markedly: MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit
@Sean_Burgundy_: It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house