@DaHess1: I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative.
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@ScottLinnen: Counted five pregnant women at this Noah matinee. Praying their water doesn't break.
@Rollinintheseat: Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell "She's right there!" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater.