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@better_off_dad: 'I want to see other kids.'
@IamEnidColeslaw: making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)
@deekizzle: I should really stop writing "lol" after "exercise" on my to do lists.
@malcolmsparks: Kids are so inquisitive.
"Will robots ever take over the world?"
Me: "Almost certainly."
"But when? Before I die?"
"A bit before, yes."
@jake_lach: I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual
@TheCatWhisprer: I hate when I think there's an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle.