@bonerman_inc: i want to work in this restaurant
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@CrockettsBeard: I edited all the slow motion scenes in Baywatch back to regular speed. The entire series was only 16 minutes long.
@Ygrene: [Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something.