@parhwy: "I want u so badly" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack.
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@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents
@Mr_Kapowski: Coworker: I couldn't sleep. Just thinking all night Me: Maybe try doing some of that here in the office during the day
@Amburglar_: "Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you." "Is the male lead obsessed with me?" "Yes." "I'll do it."
@saucy_peaches: My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...