@jonnysun: i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years
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@pdxjohnny99: The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie.
@MableGertrude: I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.
@LindaInDisguise: Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad.