@jonnysun: i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years
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@AlexvanBeek: Unless: -The house is on fire -The cops are about to kick down the door -Or you're ordering food Do NOT talk to me while I'm on the toilet
@briangaar: If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then "sucks" underneath
@RocketRankoon: Comcast: "Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?" Me: "No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."
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