@jonnysun: i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years
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@unravelingfire: I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works.
@Darlainky: Of course I trust you, the hidden cameras were to capture possible paranormal activities.
@Staggfilms: Shut up and put on your matching Adidas track suit so everyone at Costco knows we're a couple. Don't make this weird.
@JohnLyonTweets: [flirting at Taco Bell] Trouble opening that sauce packet? Let me help. [seconds later] Let me help you get that sauce out of your hair.