@Lisa_Laughs_: I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet so now my cats wear tap shoes.
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@Brampersandon_: *takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better
@sara_ashlynn: My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids.
@lazerdoov: Don't ask a pregnant lady "do you know the sex?" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot
@BlindChow: "You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!" But we're in love! "It is forbidden!" *whale elopes with submarine*