@carlielyn: I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
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@Brentweets: So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything
@Lowenaffchen: Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license photo so when you hand it to the cops they get confused and start arresting themselves instead
@TheLOLYBible: "But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' " Genesis 19:26