@jake_lach: I warned everyone that I take charades seriously and now three people are crying
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@OrangeFact: ME: You coming to the party? FRIEND: Will it be rad?- M: -ish. F: I guess I'll come. [Later at the radish party] F: I think I misunderstood
@Dr_awfulpants: [at ATM] Would I like to check my balance? Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful'
@DumbConfessions: Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night.