@InternetHippo: I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I’m in prison.
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@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.
@mc_funbags: I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words.
@SexySpainNights: When someone cries, "No one gets me" I immediately snatch them and put them in my trunk and yell, "I got you"!