@o__0Dev: If one door closes & another door opens, you’re probably in prison.

@charliedelta7: One day, someone will call me sir without adding "I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."

@ReeseButCallMeV: I wonder if black ants and red ants have beef. I never see them chilling together. Ever.

@vvvolte: does anyone know what to do if you carve a pumpkin that is too scary. i cant go in my kitchen

@michaelianblack: Took me three hours to drive home through the snow, but it was worth it because when I got home, my family totally ignored me.