@LaceyNycole: I was able to secretly eat an entire candy bar with my toddler in the same room so the CIA should be hiring me any minute now.
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@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
@KayRants: Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
@LostFelicia: My husband asked me to iron a shirt, so to be nice, I went out and bought him the same shirt with no wrinkles.