@juliussharpe: I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit.
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@daveexplosm: The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too.