@IamEnidColeslaw: i was baptized in a car wash
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@HeyZeus666: I just realized that no matter what it says on my tombstone I'm going to have to read it upside down.
@CheryeDavis: Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that.
@sageboggs: My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :(