@PaperWash: I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider.
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@Jenn_H_Scott: 7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
@BadJordon: I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten.
@Fickle_Filly: Me: 1. Talking cats 2. Real lightsabers 3. Cars that fire missiles Genie: Put me back in the bottle and give me to someone normal.
@MrSandeepP: Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free.