@PaperWash: I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider.
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@kwirkyKerri: I hate it when I forget my password and don't answer my secret questions right. It's like I don't even know me.
@InternetHippo: me: i’m not that old also me: ah yes, i remember when you took a picture & were like “nice, cant wait to see how it turned out in 2 months”
@Playing_Dad: [Job Interview] Boss: It says you are a great problem solver Me: Yes B: Can you give me an example? Me: I'm hired B: *whispers* holy shit