@BruceForce: I was called a village idiot today which really upset me. I live in a city.
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@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
@GrillinChillin9: Want to feel old? Have a kid ask you why it's called "rolling down the car window" when all you do is press a button.
@CulturedRuffian: I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice.