@BruceForce: I was called a village idiot today which really upset me. I live in a city.
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@thatcarlygirl: Them: "How's your diet going?" Me: *slowly eats a powdered donut while maintaining eye contact*
@Cain_Unable: -"I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.." -"Please don't" -"...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo" -"I'm leaving you"
@mijamtweets: Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, "Like That '70s Show!" and I clarified, "More like Making a Murderer."