@thebeckyard: I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.
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@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?
@thentherewasmo: Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever
@thegrugq: I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567
@amishschool: Dropped mother-in-law at airport. Her flight isn't until Tuesday, but with security and all, best to play it safe.