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@TheDailySchmuck: I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper.

Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues.

I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper. 

Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues.

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