@ch000ch: i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away.
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@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
@torrami: Ladies: The "silent treatment" is not a punishment. Try the "sit next to him and cry and or frown excessively treatment" instead.
@mdob11: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :(