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@DiamondLou69: I was eating BBQ ribs and my waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap...

...I told her it wasn't necessary because I had one earlier today.

I was eating BBQ ribs and my waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap…

…I told her it wasn’t necessary because I had one earlier today.

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