@TheSeanBrewster: I was feeling depressed, then saw a guy with one arm and thought "oh man, I could be getting so much more sympathy if I was missing an arm!"
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@sarcasticmommy4: Took my kids out to dinner & was quickly reminded why I never take them out to dinner.
@SteussieErica: Husband who is bathing dogs in the bathtub asked if I wanted to join them & I wish I could say this is the weirdest offer I've had all day
@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?